<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431266364269895031</id><updated>2011-11-27T16:47:43.314-08:00</updated><category term='Help'/><category term='Account'/><category term='Updates'/><category term='funny'/><category term='Apps'/><category term='Hacked'/><category term='official'/><category term='good'/><category term='search'/><category term='Update'/><category term='Hacking'/><category term='Tips'/><category term='Security'/><category term='Facebook'/><category term='Status'/><category term='Application'/><title type='text'>Status Updates</title><subtitle type='html'>Find &amp;amp; Share funny status updates Facebook, Myspace, Twitter and any other social profile you may have such as MSN Messenger.</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>Cazpa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07235497085413007897</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='9' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g968usMBNhg/STzijPkSerI/AAAAAAAAAA8/OZj_GCT26qE/S220/alogo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>8</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431266364269895031.post-8472534359507567542</id><published>2009-09-07T12:49:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-09-07T13:17:47.110-07:00</updated><title type='text'>Facebook Fan Check Photos</title><content type='html'>It is becoming more apparent that the Facebook application Fan Check is the talk of Facebook at the moment so we have set out to find out exactly what is going on...&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;About Fan Check:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Apparently upon adding Fan Check your Facebook account will be infected with a virus that will add all your friends, now &lt;a href="http://mashable.com/2009/09/07/facebook-fan-check-virus-hoax/"&gt;Mashable.com&lt;/a&gt; are providing some very good information on what not to do and it seems very logical.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Spammers could be doing this maliciously by claiming that Fan Check is holding a virus in return  people are worried and searching Google for "Fan Check Virus" finding website's full of malware and adware this stands to reason as the the trends do prove that more and more people are searching for it (finding malicious website's).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;We are with Mashable.com on this one and advise you Not to add this application and not to search for it within any search engines, it is more than likely that the fact that people are reporting that it has hacked account details and changed thier email addresses is that it is because they have visited a website outside Facebook, there is no proof that the Facebook application is adding the virus.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Our Tips:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ul&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: verdana; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-size: 12px; line-height: 17px; "&gt;&lt;b&gt;apps.facebook.com/fancheck/&lt;/b&gt;&lt;b&gt;  &lt;-- Stay away.. for now!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ul&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431266364269895031-8472534359507567542?l=facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/feeds/8472534359507567542/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/09/facebook-fan-check-photos.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/8472534359507567542'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/8472534359507567542'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/09/facebook-fan-check-photos.html' title='Facebook Fan Check Photos'/><author><name>Cazpa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07235497085413007897</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='9' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g968usMBNhg/STzijPkSerI/AAAAAAAAAA8/OZj_GCT26qE/S220/alogo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431266364269895031.post-8353281869291020373</id><published>2009-08-20T04:17:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-08-20T04:27:07.135-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='search'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Updates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Status'/><title type='text'>Facebook Status Search Engine</title><content type='html'>&lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;New &lt;a href="http://statusupdates.info/widgetdemo.php"&gt;Status Search&lt;/a&gt; avaliable... Just a keyword and enjoy the Funny status updates :))&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;Popular Keywords Are: &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://statusupdates.info/search.php?q=adult&amp;amp;Submit=Search"&gt;Adult&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt; - &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://statusupdates.info/search.php?q=blonde&amp;amp;Submit=Search"&gt;Blonde&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt; -  &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://statusupdates.info/search.php?q=sex&amp;amp;Submit=Search"&gt;Sex&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt; - &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://statusupdates.info/search.php?q=fun&amp;amp;Submit=Search"&gt;Fun&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt; - &lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://statusupdates.info/search.php?q=facebook&amp;amp;Submit=Search"&gt;Facebook&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://statusupdates.info/widget.php"&gt;Add this widget to your website&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://statusupdates.info/widgetdemo.php"&gt;View widget demo&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431266364269895031-8353281869291020373?l=facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/feeds/8353281869291020373/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/08/facebook-status-search-engine.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/8353281869291020373'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/8353281869291020373'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/08/facebook-status-search-engine.html' title='Facebook Status Search Engine'/><author><name>Cazpa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07235497085413007897</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='9' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g968usMBNhg/STzijPkSerI/AAAAAAAAAA8/OZj_GCT26qE/S220/alogo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431266364269895031.post-2113668394948798228</id><published>2009-06-04T16:24:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-06-04T16:30:05.515-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Apps'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Application'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Updates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Update'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Status'/><title type='text'>New Facebook Status Update Application</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Today we launched our new &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Facebook&lt;/span&gt; application called "Status Joker", our app allows you to easily post your status updates straight to our website instantly without waiting for moderation.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;The application is very new and although we have taken it out of developer mode, it still needs some work doing to it. For now it is just a Beta test to see how it goes and try to gain a little feedback so we can make some improvements.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;You can add the application ( &lt;a href="http://apps.facebook.com/statusjoker/"&gt;Status Joker&lt;/a&gt; )&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Or you can visit our applications &lt;a href="http://www.facebook.com/apps/application.php?id=89130076445"&gt;about page&lt;/a&gt; for more information.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431266364269895031-2113668394948798228?l=facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/feeds/2113668394948798228/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/06/new-facebook-status-update-application.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/2113668394948798228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/2113668394948798228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/06/new-facebook-status-update-application.html' title='New Facebook Status Update Application'/><author><name>Cazpa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07235497085413007897</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='9' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g968usMBNhg/STzijPkSerI/AAAAAAAAAA8/OZj_GCT26qE/S220/alogo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431266364269895031.post-407464189390205508</id><published>2009-05-29T09:52:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T10:16:14.062-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Security'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hacked'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Tips'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Hacking'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Account'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Help'/><title type='text'>Facebook Security | What to do when your account is hacked!</title><content type='html'>&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Due to the popularity of &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;Facebook&lt;/span&gt; it has become a hackers (and &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;spammers&lt;/span&gt;) heaven, it is becoming more ad more common for people to have &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"&gt;their&lt;/span&gt; accounts hacked.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Here are our top tips for dealing with a hacker:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;If your friends have had messages sent from your account then change your password &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3"&gt;immediately&lt;/span&gt;, if you cannot &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"&gt;log in&lt;/span&gt; or change your password then contact &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"&gt;Facebook&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If someone has gained access to your account then &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"&gt;don't&lt;/span&gt; think that it is &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7"&gt;Facebooks&lt;/span&gt; fault, ensure your email address is secure. I think that more often than not your email account may be compromised so change that password also.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;&lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8"&gt;Don't&lt;/span&gt; add unknown friends ... as friends and &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9"&gt;don't&lt;/span&gt; click on links from people you do not trust. Messages such as "we have you on video" or "here is a picture of you" could lead to &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"&gt;websites&lt;/span&gt; with complex scripting that can gather your email address and passwords right from your browser, (cookies, sessions).&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;If using a shared computer, ensure that the computer does not save your &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"&gt;user names&lt;/span&gt; (email) and password.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Email your personal friends to let them know that your account has been compromised.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;li&gt;Scan your &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"&gt;PC&lt;/span&gt; for viruses and &lt;span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"&gt;malware&lt;/span&gt;, these could be sending information to unknown people.&lt;/li&gt;&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;div&gt;I will add more tips as and when I find them, if you have any tips then you can post a comment and share them so that people can avoid having their accounts hacked.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Thanks for reading&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431266364269895031-407464189390205508?l=facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/feeds/407464189390205508/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/05/facebook-security-what-to-do-when-your.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/407464189390205508'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/407464189390205508'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/05/facebook-security-what-to-do-when-your.html' title='Facebook Security | What to do when your account is hacked!'/><author><name>Cazpa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07235497085413007897</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='9' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g968usMBNhg/STzijPkSerI/AAAAAAAAAA8/OZj_GCT26qE/S220/alogo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431266364269895031.post-1248484066676968516</id><published>2009-05-29T08:35:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T08:36:42.329-07:00</updated><title type='text'>More Great Facebook Status Updates</title><content type='html'>Just a few more funny Facebook status updates for your reading pleasure.... Follow this blog for regular updates.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:10.5pt;color:black"&gt;debating whether to take the blue pill or the red pill.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:10.5pt;color:black"&gt;Loving the smell of napalm in the morning&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:10.5pt;color:black"&gt;presenting his thesis on “E=MC3: That’s Right, Einstein, I Said Cubed!”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: is &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:10.5pt;color:black"&gt;cooking pork chops in the toaster&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;:&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;is as &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:10.5pt;color:black"&gt;calm as a Hindu cow&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;:&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;color:#333333"&gt;tastes like burning&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;:&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;color:#333333"&gt;says give a larbage; Throw out your garbage&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;:&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:10.0pt;color:#333333"&gt;believes that you have her stapler&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;:&lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt;  &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:8.5pt;color:#333333"&gt;is going to make you a real life indecent proposal.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;span style="mso-spacerun: yes"&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:8.5pt;color:#333333"&gt;must only pay for sex if the price seems really, really reasonable&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431266364269895031-1248484066676968516?l=facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/feeds/1248484066676968516/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/05/more-great-facebook-status-updates.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/1248484066676968516'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/1248484066676968516'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/05/more-great-facebook-status-updates.html' title='More Great Facebook Status Updates'/><author><name>Cazpa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07235497085413007897</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='9' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g968usMBNhg/STzijPkSerI/AAAAAAAAAA8/OZj_GCT26qE/S220/alogo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431266364269895031.post-8259674434476167485</id><published>2009-05-29T08:08:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-29T08:10:42.156-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Updates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Status'/><title type='text'>Ten Great Facebook Status Updates, 29th May</title><content type='html'>Here are some Facebook Status Updates for you to use if you like them, some are funny and some not so...&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Enjoy;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;:&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt; an awkward morning beats a boring nigh&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt;is a winner at a losing game&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt;can be your addiction if you want to get hooked on him&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt;is contemplating a new strategy&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: has &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt;zigged when he shoulda' zagged&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt;you can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt;is walking this empty street on the blvd. of broken dreams&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt;is waving his hands in the air like he just don't care&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt;we lie to ourselves because the truth hurts&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;span style="color:blue"&gt;Facebook User&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;: &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span style="mso-bidi-font-size:14.5pt;color:black"&gt;with great power comes great responsibility&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="color:black"&gt;&lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;  &lt;p class="MsoNormal"&gt; &lt;o:p&gt;&lt;/o:p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431266364269895031-8259674434476167485?l=facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/feeds/8259674434476167485/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/05/ten-great-facebook-status-updates-29th.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/8259674434476167485'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/8259674434476167485'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/05/ten-great-facebook-status-updates-29th.html' title='Ten Great Facebook Status Updates, 29th May'/><author><name>Cazpa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07235497085413007897</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='9' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g968usMBNhg/STzijPkSerI/AAAAAAAAAA8/OZj_GCT26qE/S220/alogo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431266364269895031.post-5921017699422046134</id><published>2009-05-27T03:59:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-27T04:16:49.799-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='good'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Updates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Update'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Status'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='official'/><title type='text'>Ideas For Status Updates</title><content type='html'>Hi Everyone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As this is our official status updates blog we thought it would be a good idea to have a place where you can leave your feedback, ask questions and request help.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;If you need help or have any questions then you can leave a comment on this page or you can contact me via daniel@cazpa.com if you dont want your problem shared with everyone.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Our aim is to make statusupdates.info the best funny facebook updates website on the net and we cant do this without your feedback!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431266364269895031-5921017699422046134?l=facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/feeds/5921017699422046134/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/05/ideas-for-status-updates.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/5921017699422046134'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/5921017699422046134'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/05/ideas-for-status-updates.html' title='Ideas For Status Updates'/><author><name>Cazpa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07235497085413007897</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='9' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g968usMBNhg/STzijPkSerI/AAAAAAAAAA8/OZj_GCT26qE/S220/alogo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3431266364269895031.post-4417058300297064854</id><published>2009-05-26T19:37:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-05-26T19:48:46.126-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Apps'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Application'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Facebook'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Updates'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Update'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Status'/><title type='text'>Welcome to our new blog</title><content type='html'>Welcome to the official &lt;a href="http://statusupdates.info"&gt;statusupdates.info&lt;/a&gt; blog, here you will find updates, news and of coarse ... status updates.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;About StatusUpdates.info&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Status Updates dot info was not intended to be for Facebook updates but was initially created to show someone how to create a quotes website, after creating the script I decided that there was too much competition in the quotes niche so I went with Facebook updates.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Status Updates dot info now has exceeded my expectations in terms of traffic and popularity so I figured its about time I push things forward and compete for keywords in Google!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;The Future&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The future of status updates is looking good, I am looking at updating the website near the end of the year (after clearing a backlog of work!) adding even more features including Facebook Connect. I am also working on a few Facebook apps including a status update application so there is plenty to look forward to over the next few months.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dont forget to follow this blog for tips, tricks, updates and news about updates and all things viral.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dan&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/3431266364269895031-4417058300297064854?l=facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/feeds/4417058300297064854/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/05/welcome-to-our-new-blog.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/4417058300297064854'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/3431266364269895031/posts/default/4417058300297064854'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://facebook-status-updates.blogspot.com/2009/05/welcome-to-our-new-blog.html' title='Welcome to our new blog'/><author><name>Cazpa</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/07235497085413007897</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='30' height='9' src='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_g968usMBNhg/STzijPkSerI/AAAAAAAAAA8/OZj_GCT26qE/S220/alogo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
