Just a few more funny Facebook status updates for your reading pleasure.... Follow this blog for regular updates.
Facebook User: debating whether to take the blue pill or the red pill.
Facebook User: Loving the smell of napalm in the morning
Facebook User: presenting his thesis on “E=MC3: That’s Right, Einstein, I Said Cubed!”
Facebook User: is cooking pork chops in the toaster
Facebook User: is as calm as a Hindu cow
Facebook User: tastes like burning
Facebook User: says give a larbage; Throw out your garbage
Facebook User: believes that you have her stapler
Facebook User: is going to make you a real life indecent proposal.
Facebook User: must only pay for sex if the price seems really, really reasonable
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