Here are some Facebook Status Updates for you to use if you like them, some are funny and some not so...
Facebook User: an awkward morning beats a boring nigh
Facebook User: is a winner at a losing game
Facebook User: can be your addiction if you want to get hooked on him
Facebook User: is contemplating a new strategy
Facebook User: has zigged when he shoulda' zagged
Facebook User: you can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party
Facebook User: is walking this empty street on the blvd. of broken dreams
Facebook User: is waving his hands in the air like he just don't care
Facebook User: we lie to ourselves because the truth hurts
Facebook User: with great power comes great responsibility